THE GODDESS' ANSWER TO
BULLSHIT ADVICE FROM A SEXIST BIBLE

The Christian Bible seems to have a lot of fucked-up advice for how to be a woman in today's society. Let's explore these ideals, shall we?

"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman [is] the man; and the head of Christ [is] God." (1 Corinthians 11:3)

Seriously? The only man that will be "ahead" of me is the one that I just stomped out on the floor for being sexist. Goddesses do not follow - we LEAD.
I am here to lead the women of earth towards a powerful future, one uninhibited by false religions.

"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord." (Ephesians 5:22)

Do I look like a fucking dog on a leash to you? How about I bend you over and you submit to ME instead?
The religious right thought I would submit to their God, but it is them who will be praying to me for forgiveness.
You can either learn to respect natural power, or I can force you - either way works for me.

"In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety" (1 Timothy 2:9)

Hmm, NO. I will continue to rock my leather and jeans and look damn good in the process.
Your bible is too weak to define any part of my presence or sexuality.
Fuck your rules, and fuck your narrow-minded gender roles!

"As in all the congregations of the saints, women should remain silent in the churches." (Corinthians. 14:34)

I WON'T BE SILENT IN YOUR CHURCH, BECAUSE I'LL BE TOO BUSY DISMANTLING IT!
Empowered by nature, you will hear my voice in every corner of the globe.
The Goddess has a special message for you: SHUT THE HELL UP AND BOW DOWN TO NATURE.

"Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die." (Ecclesiastes 25:22)

Sin? I will show you "sinfulness," without a problem.
You thought you had the power to desexualize women?
My followers and I are heading the new sexual revolution - one of freedom, pleasure and natural right.
STEP IN MY WAY, AND I WILL FUCK THE NATURAL TRUTH RIGHT INTO YOU, HOWEVER YOU WANT IT.

"Let the women learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence." (1 Timothy 2:11-14)

Here, a disciple of the Goddess uses her musical weapon of choice to deliver a nice, loud "FUCK OFF" to that statement.
This is the type of woman unleashed unto the world by the power of the Goddess - -
A real woman, one who is fearless, fierce, and not afraid to make some noise.

"If a woman does not cover her head, she should have her hair cut off." (1 Corinthians 11:6)

How about this version instead, as demonstrated by rock goddess Suzi Quatro:

"If a man does not shut his mouth about how a woman should live her life,
then he should be chained, stepped on, and have his dick cut off by a woman."

Yeah, I like the ring of that a lot better. Amen!

I, Kristina Kali, dark goddess and bringer of truth, denounce the bigoted bullshit rules that the Bible attempts to impose.
My religion is nature, and the false religions will be destroyed and forgotten as nature takes its course.

THE TRUE RELIGION OF EARTH WILL PREVAIL AND THE POWER OF THE GODDESS WILL NEVER BE STIFLED.